Mad, this looks like something you'd do.

[Barry Wolk]

A machine that flies like a bird.

http://www.flixxy.com/airplane-flies-like-a-bird.htm

[Mad Scientist]

Now there is a design that is really for the birds. But along that line how about taking a walk on the beach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=HSKyHmjyrkA&feature=email